- Connie Gibson: [Connie, the bus driver, has been fired] You drove right over my heart, and you didn't even signal.
- Ellen Richmond: If that isn't a country song... it really should be.
- Ellen Richmond: The other day I found the garbage in the freezer!
- Catherine Richmond: Well mom puts it in there so that it won't smell.
- Ellen Richmond: I guess that explains why the garbage men all press it up against their faces in the morning. But then explain why yesterday I found the dishwasher full of cans of soda...
- Catherine Richmond: Oh, well mom runs them through the short cycle to sanitize the tops.
- Ellen Richmond: And that would explain the scalding hot diet coke I drank yesterday.
- Catherine Richmond: Well, just do what I do, and put a few cans in the trash at night, and by morning they'll be nice and frosty!