- Urbanus: That intern, Abby, do you know if she's seeing anybody?
- Frank Martin: Just me. It's a casual, sexual relationship, but we're always looking for a third.
- Luka Kovac: [while Luka and Alex are playing video games] You're going down, you little freak.
- Alex Taggart: You suck.
- Luka Kovac: You're worse at this than you are at soccer.
- Alex Taggart: Bite me, you Slav bastard.
- Samantha Taggart: [as she walks in the door] Alex! What did you just say?
- Alex Taggart: What?
- Samantha Taggart: What did you say?
- Alex Taggart: Nothing.
- Samantha Taggart: I heard you.
- [to Luka]
- Samantha Taggart: You heard him. What did he say?
- Luka Kovac: I didn't hear anything. Might have been the game.
- Alex Taggart: Yeah, I'm pretty sure you heard the game, Mom.
- Samantha Taggart: Yeah, well, I don't wanna hear that kind of talk out of you.
- [to Luka]
- Samantha Taggart: Or you.
- Urbanus: [to Abby] What would you do if a med student asked you out?
- Abby Lockhart: Call for a psych consult.
- Dr. John Carter: [about working on the 4th of July] Any time you mix alcohol, gunpowder and the great outdoors, you're in for a good time.
- Abby Lockhart: [after discovering that Neela got a job at the Jumbo Mart] When you said you were looking for a job, I thought you meant at another hospital or a clinic maybe.
- Neela Rasgotra: I didn't have much luck.
- Abby Lockhart: You only looked for one day.
- Neela Rasgotra: This is the only job I can get because I'm a loser.
- Abby Lockhart: You are not a loser.
- Ray Barnett: At least you're close to the hospital.
- [Abby kicks Ray]
- Neela Rasgotra: I blew it. I blew everything. I've got no job, no apartment, no money. I mean, look at me. I'm not even American.
- Dr. John Carter: [to Ray] So, you aren't really living in the hospital, are you?
- Ray Barnett: Why? Would that be a problem?
- Dr. John Carter: Might be a problem for Dr. Weaver. She has the place sprayed for interns.
- Ray Barnett: [to Abby] Hey, Rockhart.
- Abby Lockhart: What did you just call me?
- Ray Barnett: Erm... nothing.
- Dr. John Carter: Where is Ray?
- Nurse Chuny Marquez: Try the roof.
- Dr. John Carter: What's he doing up there?
- Nurse Chuny Marquez: I think he lives there.
- Frank Martin: He lives in the call room. He just cooks on the roof.
- Nurse Malik McGrath: [about Morris teaching a group of med students] I guess it's true what they say. "Those who can't do, teach."
- Samantha Taggart: [to Carter] Yeah, but what is he teaching them? Yesterday, I caught him injecting lido with epi into a toe. Oh, I'm not kidding.