- Dr. Mark Greene: So you can't take the fact that I'm your boss?
- Dr. Doug Ross: Typically narcistic of you, Mark. I can't take the fact that anyone's my boss.
- [about suicide]
- Ray 'Shep' Shepard: Pills are for people that don't really mean it.
- Nurse Carol Hathaway: I really meant it.
- [she walks away]
- Ray 'Shep' Shepard: [laughs] Yeah, right.
- [he looks at Mark and then Doug who both say nothing]
- Dr. Mark Greene: You're way outta line, Doug, go back to your patient.
- Dr. Doug Ross: My patient is going to CT.
- Dr. Mark Greene: No, he's not. This kid is going to CT now.
- Dr. Doug Ross: Fine, then mine's going to the OR for an exploratory lap.
- Dr. Mark Greene: Like hell he is, you are not putting a patient under the knife just tryin' to win a pissing contest.
- Dr. Doug Ross: You're damn right, I'm not. I'm doing it so he doesn't bleed out while you tie up the CT for a skull fracture.
- Dr. Mark Greene: Go home!
- Dr. Doug Ross: What?
- Dr. Mark Greene: I'm taking over your patient.
- Dr. Doug Ross: What?
- Dr. Mark Greene: And writing you up. Go home!