- Dr. Susan Lewis: Wait a minute. I thought your eyes were brown.
- Dr. Mark Greene: For an extra 15 bucks, they can be blue.
- [stuttering a bit]
- Dr. Mark Greene: You know, I thought I read somewhere that women find baldness a sign of virility.
- Iris: [laughs] Who told you that? Some bald guy?
- Jerry Markovic: Hot date?
- Dr. Mark Greene: Just a couple of single guys hanging out.
- Dr. Doug Ross: So, we'll leave around 8 o'clock for a 9 o'clock set?
- Jerry Markovic: You know, I'm not doing anything tonight.
- Dr. Doug Ross: Really, Jerry? Good, because there's a great game on TV.