- Rachel Greene: The Pilgrims came here to escape persecution from the British.
- Dr. Elizabeth Corday: Yes, so they could go about persecuting the Indians.
- Abby Lockhart: How you feeling?
- Carol Hathaway: I'm in love with the epidural man.
- Abby Lockhart: Some people like to call him an anesthesiologist.
- Carol Hathaway: Oh, he will always be the epidural man to me.
- Dr. Luka Kovac: [Carol's water has broken on the train] Your contractions are too close together! You are in active labor!
- Carol Hathaway: [Gives Luka an incredulous look] Gee, you think?
- [about Elizabeth]
- Rachel Greene: Is she pretty?
- Dr. Mark Greene: Yes, she's pretty.
- Rachel Greene: Prettier than Cynthia?
- Dr. Mark Greene: Different kind of pretty.
- David Greene: Beauty is overrated.
- Dr. Mark Greene: I said she's pretty. Jeez.
- Dr. Elizabeth Corday: The British were fighting the Germans 3 years before the Americans. Perhaps they were just being cautious.
- David Greene: That would be one word for them.
- Dr. Elizabeth Corday: I suppose "tea-loving" would be another.
- Rachel Greene: That's two words!
- Dr. Elizabeth Corday: It's a hyphenate, actually!
- [Carol has had the first of her twins]
- Dr. Mark Greene: One down, one to go.
- Carol Hathaway: Uh-uh. I quit.
- Dr. Elizabeth Corday: Do you know what time it is?
- David Greene: Yeah, time my 10-year-old granddaughter started her period!
- [Carol has just had twins]
- Dr. Mark Greene: You know, they both came out so good, you oughta think about doing it again.
- Carol Hathaway: [sarcastically] Yeah, I'm gonna get right on that.