- Dr. Kerry Weaver: Give me that pepper spray. Hey! Give it to me. Do you want me to have you arrested?
- Princess Taffeta: I told him not to touch me or my personal possessions.
- Dr. Kerry Weaver: Dr. Malucci was only trying to help you. You seriously injured him.
- Princess Taffeta: Yeah, well, I hope I taught him some manners.
- Dr. Kerry Weaver: Have you been in this ER before?
- Princess Taffeta: I've been in a lot of ERs. And to be honest, this one's substandard.
- Dr. Kerry Weaver: Oh, well, you'd feel more comfortable in jail.
- Princess Taffeta: You know they used to drown redheaded babies in the old days cause they thought they were evil.
- Dr. Kerry Weaver: And they used to burn crazy people who they thought were witches.