- Nurse Connie Oligario: I'm heading upstairs.
- Doug Ross: Can we watch?
- Carol Hathaway: My God. Conni, haven't you had that baby yet?
- Nurse Connie Oligario: Oh, you won't have me to make fun of after today.
- Carol Hathaway: Thought you were working up to your due date.
- Nurse Connie Oligario: I have, and then some. Doc's gonna induce if nothing happens by Monday. I'm going up to OB for a non-stress test. I feel like a damn elephant.
- Doug Ross: An elephant's gestation period is two years.
- Nurse Connie Oligario: [walking, or in this case, waddling away] Oh, shut your mouth.
- Dr. Anna Castiglioni: I didn't think it would be So Hard.
- Mark Greene: That's why they call it Labor.