- [first lines]
- The Balladeer: [voice-over] Now, a lot of folks jog. In Hazzard, most of the jogging is done on four wheels or four legs.
- [Daisy is seen on galloping stallion]
- The Balladeer: In this case, there's six legs. And two of them can stop a Confederate cavalry charge.
- The Balladeer: [voice-over] Ol' Hughie didn't know it, but Daisy had him digging his way into trouble... with his own teeth.
- [Hughie sits gorging himself on Daisy's picnic lunch]
- Hughie Hogg: Mm. That was some... powerful good fried chicken, Daisy.
- Daisy Duke: [all lovey-dovey] Well, thank you, Hughie honey, my little dumpling.
- [her hand against his cheek]
- Hughie Hogg: Oh...
- Daisy Duke: Wait till you see what I made you for dessert.
- Hughie Hogg: Oh, I know what I'm gonna have for dessert. You!
- [jumps at her like a huge bullfrog, but she is too fly for him]
- Hughie Hogg: Come here, you rascal!
- [tries grabbing her, but those long legs of hers outclasses his chubby form]
- Hughie Hogg: Now wait a minute! I don't understand this! Daisy, I mean, this picnic was your idea so you could get me up here alone, wasn't it?
- Daisy Duke: Yeah, I reckon it was.
- Hughie Hogg: [whiny voice] Then why do you keep running away from me?
- Daisy Duke: Well, I got my reasons, sugar.
- Luke Duke: Well, I don't care what anybody says. Anytime Hughie Hogg shows up in Hazzard, all it means is trouble for us Dukes.
- [swings axe down onto log]
- Daisy Duke: That's right.
- Uncle Jesse: Everybody's got a right to a second chance. Now maybe he's turned over a new leaf.
- Daisy Duke: Oh, Uncle Jesse, a snake that sheds its skin is still a snake.