The Dukes of Hazzard (TV Series)
Duke of Duke (1980)
Sonny Shroyer: Enos
Quotes
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Daisy Duke : Oh, Enos! Hi!
[waves]
Enos : Dang, dang, Daisy. It's good to see you, but my orders say no visitors.
Daisy Duke : Well, I figured they must be gettin' awful hungry workin' as hard as they are. And I know you wouldn't mind if I brought 'em some of my fried chicken.
Enos : Well, I guess it would be all right, Daisy. Sure beats that creamed chip beef stuff we've been serving over at the jailhouse.
Daisy Duke : Why, I bet you're hungry, too, ain't you, sugar?
Enos : Well, I sure am partial to your fried chicken, Daisy.
Daisy Duke : Aw... which part are you most partial to? My legs, my thighs, or my...
Enos : Neck! Neck, that's my favorite. That's my favorite part, Daisy. Your neck. I love your neck, Daisy. I mean, chicken neck.
[bites into it]
Enos : I love fried chicken.
Daisy Duke : [while the Dukes rip off his car] I could get you a lot more chicken...
Enos : Possum on a gum bush, Daisy! I believe your cousins are stealing my car!
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Boss Hogg : [in his office, exercising with a pair of dumbbells, frustrated at Rosco and Enos for making yet another mistake] You know, I sure can't figure out why I bought these here dumbbells when I already have two working for me.
Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : [trying to explain] Uh, boss, you see...
Boss Hogg : [interrupting him] Never mind! As County Commissioner, I hereby relieve you both of all your duties. Turn in them badges.
Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : [believing he did nothing wrong] Uh boss now listen, why should I turn in my badge?
[points at Enos, standing beside him]
Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : It was dipstick Enos's fault for letting them Duke boys escape - for a bucket of chicken! He still even smells 'Finger Lickin' Good'!
[Boss Hogg sniffs and drops dumbbells on Rosco's feet]
Enos : [willing to accept the blame] Sheriff's right Mr. Hogg. I'm the one who ought to lose my badge...
[gesturing to Rosco]
Enos : ... not him.
Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : You see! You see that? You see...
Boss Hogg : [knowing Rosco and Enos are both incompetent] Rosco, all I can see is Tweedledee and Tweedledum.
Enos : [confused] Tweedle...
Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : [glares at Enos, cutting him off] Dumb. You're dumb.