The Dukes of Hazzard (TV Series)

High Octane (1979)

Denver Pyle: Uncle Jesse

Quotes 

• Luke Duke : Hey, beats going back empty-handed, don't it?

  Bo Duke : Yeah, and you can even stay with us. That way you can watch our every move.

  Uncle Jesse : And you can sleep with Daisy.

  Roxanne Huntley : [eyes narrowed]  Your dog?

  Uncle Jesse : Oh, no.

  Bo Duke : Nah, Daisy's our cousin. She's a girl too.

• Bo Duke : [when the revenue lady comes to, the Dukes are told they're under arrest]  Well, what's the charge?

  Roxanne Huntley : Making illegal whiskey.

  Cooter : Oh? Where's the evidence?

  Uncle Jesse : [as Roxanne looks around in vain]  Your evidence is... gone with the wind, ma'am.

  Bo Duke : Now that's catchy.

  Roxanne Huntley : Now, listen, you swore to me you'd quit moonshining.

  Bo Duke : We ain't making moonshine. We're making fuel.

  Roxanne Huntley : Fuel?

  Bo Duke : Yeah, well, fuel to help stop air pollution.

  Roxanne Huntley : [smiles]  I was warned you Dukes would have some pretty weird excuses.

  Luke Duke : No, no, no, there's a poster in the courthouse. A contest for a non-pollutant fuel substitute. So we're enterin' some of Jesse's finest.

  Roxanne Huntley : Does it work?

  Cooter : It knocked you on your fanny, didn't it?