- Constable Benton Fraser: [Fraser and Vecchio are walking in the woods searching for an assassin] Ray, duck.
- [Vecchio hits the ground, as a mallard quacks nearby]
- Constable Benton Fraser: Anas platyrhynchos. Very unusual sighting for this time of year.
- Ray Vecchio: [exasperated] Duck.
- [gets back up, brushing himself off]
- Ray Vecchio: Duck. Duck means duck! Duck doesn't mean duck!
- Fraser: I haven't made a miscalculation since...
- Ray Vecchio: Since when?
- Fraser: Well, since the last time you shot me. I'm just grateful you had the presence of mind to shoot me again.
- Ray Vecchio: [of himself, Fraser and Cortez] I don't think we're really bonding here, sir.
- Lt. Harding Welsh: Vecchio, the three of you have less than seventy-two hours to, ah, 'bond'.
- Ray Vecchio: This is not enough time, sir.
- Lt. Harding Welsh: Vecchio, are you familiar with that old Spanish expression, 'El guardio del traffico'?
- Ray Vecchio: [grudgingly] Understood, sir. We will be a well-oiled machine by tomorrow.
- [following a land mine encounter, Ray is carefully stepping in Fraser's footprints]
- Constable Benton Fraser: [impatiently] Ray, come on.
- Ray Vecchio: What are you, kiddin' me? One false step and I'm an extra in an Indiana Jones movie!
- Constable Benton Fraser: They didn't believe me?
- Ray Vecchio: In a word, no.
- Constable Benton Fraser: They think I miscalculated?
- Ray Vecchio: In a word, yes.
- Constable Benton Fraser: So they're pursuing their own line of suspects?
- Ray Vecchio: Yeah, the Granola Lady. They're gonna have every health-food store in the country surrounded by five PM.