- Eric Duckman: Is he dead?
- Art 'Bones' McSalvo: Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a rodeo clown!
- [pause, as everyone stares at him]
- Art 'Bones' McSalvo: Well, I'm not a rodeo clown.
- Eric Duckman: Who's Jim?
- Art 'Bones' McSalvo: FINE! HAVE IT YOUR WAY! I'M A RODEO CLOWN! AND YOU'RE NOT JIM!