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Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man (TV Series)
The Mallardian Candidate (1996)
Dana Hill: Charles
Quotes
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Cornfed Pig : [trying to deprogram Duckman] Government is a necessary structure to impose on an otherwise unruly society.
Eric Duckman : No!
Bernice : People WANT to do good.
Eric Duckman : No!
Mambo : Mankind has evolved into a highly intelligent lifeform.
Eric Duckman : No!
Ajax : The human body is not for eating.
Eric Duckman : I can't take it anymore! You're right!
Cornfed Pig : [later...] All government is corrupt.
Eric Duckman : No!
Bernice : People are out to get you.
Eric Duckman : No!
Charles : Mankind is a self-destructive species that will kill itself off.
Eric Duckman : No!
Ajax : The human body is MOSTLY not for eating.