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Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man (TV Series)
The Mallardian Candidate (1996)
Jason Alexander: Eric Duckman
Quotes
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Cornfed Pig : [trying to deprogram Duckman] Government is a necessary structure to impose on an otherwise unruly society.
Eric Duckman : No!
Bernice : People WANT to do good.
Eric Duckman : No!
Mambo : Mankind has evolved into a highly intelligent lifeform.
Eric Duckman : No!
Ajax : The human body is not for eating.
Eric Duckman : I can't take it anymore! You're right!
Cornfed Pig : [later...] All government is corrupt.
Eric Duckman : No!
Bernice : People are out to get you.
Eric Duckman : No!
Charles : Mankind is a self-destructive species that will kill itself off.
Eric Duckman : No!
Ajax : The human body is MOSTLY not for eating.
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Iggy Catalpa : Welcome to the World Domination League, the secret force behind every conspiracy: The death of Elvis, what REALLY happened to Monroe, Hendrix, Morrison.
Eric Duckman : And... President Kennedy?
Iggy Catalpa : No actually, that WAS a lone gunman. But everything else was us: The rise of communism, the fall of communism, getting prayers out of schools, getting sex on TV, the way pens don't work in the post office, the Olsen Twins.
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Eric Duckman : Wow! Nothing like being clubbed by a professional. You wake up clear-headed and refreshed, not like those sorority girls who think it's SOOO funny to drop a concrete block on a guy who just spent two hours snaking a periscope through a shower drain.