- Eric Duckman: [on Angela] She's hideous! She's got a face that would scatter a leper colony! You gotta look at her through a box with a little hole in it!
- Eric Duckman: [on Angela] I gotta find her! I gotta figure out some way of trackin' her down. If only we knew someone who was an expert at that kind of thing.
- Cornfed Pig: Duckman, take a look at the sign on the door.
- Eric Duckman: Did we get evicted again?
- Cornfed Pig: [chuckles] You're incorrigible, you big dummy galoot. I mean the sign that says "private investigator". If you want to track her down, why not use your detective skills?
- Eric Duckman: Don't toy with me, Cornfed. Why the hell would I want to rely on those?
- Cornfed Pig: Touche.