- Dave Charnley: [Sally has been on breakfast television plugging her book]
- [on phone, in posh voice]
- Dave Charnley: Hello. I'm ringing to complain about you giving air time to that repulsive Sally Smedley. It's a bloody disgrace.
- Damien Day: [at same time, on different phone, in 'old man' voice] I do not pay my licence fee to have to watch this kind of thing on my screen.
- Henry Davenport: [at same time, on another phone, in normal voice] I have two children and when Sally Smedley came on, one of them was sick and remained distressed for the rest of the evening.
- Sally Smedley: [entering office, cheerily] Afternoon everyone.
- Dave Charnley, Damien Day, Henry Davenport: [all slam down their phones]