- [last lines]
- George Dent: I say Sally, your, uh, your standing on my foot.
- Sally Smedley: I know, aren't stiletto heels sharp? And I'm increasing the pressure, and George, can you feel that? And I'm increasing it even more. And hopefully I might drive a hole through your foot, because in my opinion your abject display cost me a small fortune.
- [first lines]
- Damien Day: And it is in these woods that the illegal hunters operate with the cruel and deadly man traps which can...
- Gerry: Jeez
- [sound of being snared and camera goes upside-down]
- Gerry: .
- Pat Pringle: ...they gave me a free transfer - to Stenhouse Muir. I played a few games but... the confidence had gone. I started drinking. Wife left... took the kids... all because of that goal.
- [pause]
- George Dent: Oh, well... there you go!
- Dave Charnley: Are you seriously suggesting that we should hold the Bible, take the oath and then say that Sally is nice?
- Gus Hedges: Exactly.
- Henry Davenport: Gus, I would sooner perform oral sex on a diseased warthog.
- Barrister: What about the time when she fell asleep in the office, and someone chalked the words "I am stupid" on her back - which she didn't notice until it was drawn to her attention at a royal film premiere?
- Dave Charnley: I don't remember that incident, either.
- Henry Davenport: You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
- Helen Cooper: No Henry. But you can have them put down.
- Joy Merryweather: With all these exciting new responsibilities you've given me, I am now busier than a one-armed juggler with crabs.