Drop the Dead Donkey (TV Series)

Sally's Accountant (1993)

Stephen Tompkinson: Damien Day

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Damien Day : And out on a window ledge above me, fifteen stories high, a man is threatening to hurl himself onto the pavement if the council go ahead with his eviction order. The police have caught - no, no, no, it's all too dull, unless we get lucky and he jumps, and then we get the old entrails- on-the-pavement shot.

• Sally Smedley : Do not mention the name Jocelyn Webb to me ever again.

  Dave Charnley : What's the name we're not supposed to mention? Jocelyn Webb?

  Damien Day : Jocelyn Webb.

  Dave Charnley : Okay, Jocelyn Webb.

  Damien Day : No no, she said not to mention Jocelyn Webb.

  Dave Charnley : Oh, DON'T mention Jocelyn Webb.

  Damien Day : No, *don't* mention Jocelyn Webb.