- Xandir: Good-bye cruel world!
- Toot Braunstein: Damn it, Xander, that noise! You're keeping us all awake. Can't you kill yourself more quietly, like Bizzaro Captain Hero did?
- [camera pans to Bizzaro Captain Hero, who is hanging dead from the ceiling]
- Captain Hero: Uh, yeah, right. Killed himself, tragic!
- Foxxy Love: I used to pretend I wasn't black. I told people I fell into a vat of chocolate pudding.
- Wooldoor Sockbat: [licking Foxxy's foot] You mean this isn't pudding?
- Foxxy Love: Did I tell you to stop lickin'?
- Toot Braunstein: Of course Xandir's gay. Why else wouldn't he want all this?
- [shows off body]
- Wooldoor Sockbat: Because you're fat! And nobody likes fat chicks!
- Snagglepuss: [to Xandir] Heavens to mergatroid! You look fabulous, even!
- Elmer Fudd: What a weally gweat behind.
- Toot Braunstein: [to Xandir] Can't you kill yourself more quietly like Bizarro Captain Hero?
- [a body hanging from a tree blows in the breeze]
- Captain Hero: Uh... yeah. Killed himself.
- Bizzaro Captain Hero: Oh, hello, hello Captain Hero! I not see you since initiation into league of heroes.
- Captain Hero: Zip it! What happens in Bizzaro World, *stays* in Bizzaro World!
- Bizzaro Captain Hero: Well, technically bathroom at bus station not considered Bizzaro World.
- Captain Hero: [speaking to the other house guests] Oh, come on! If you're in a bus station and they sell postcards for Bizzaro World, you have to assume you're in Bizzaro World, right? I mean, am I crazy?
- Xandir: [referring to "Mrs. Pacman"] That big-mouthed tranny is gonna tell my girlfriend I'm out!
- Foxxy Love: You and Pacman huh? Well, you won't be the first fruit he's eaten! Go Foxxy! It's your birthday, not for real real, just for play play!
- Elmer Fudd: Shh, be vewy vewy qwiet. I'm going to welease your thwobbing member from its weather pwison.
- [about Xandir being gay]
- Xandir: There's no reason Mrs. Pac-Man should know about this.
- Pac-Man: [puts on a bow] Oh, I think she already knows.