- Bob the Cucumber: [to Wooldoor] Were gonna give you all to the count of John 3:16 to stop this abomination, or else.
- Larry the Tomato: You tell him, Bob the Cucumber.
- [chuckles]
- Bob the Cucumber: Thank you, Larry the Tomato.
- Larry the Tomato: This wasn't part of the plan! We agreed nobody would get hurt!
- [Bob the Cucumber shoots Larry the Tomato]
- Spanky Ham: Holy sh*t! Bob the Cucumber has gone crazy!
- Bob the Cucumber: Is this crazy?
- Spanky Ham: No, please!
- [Bob the Cucumber shoots Spanky]
- Wooldoor Sockbat: I never mastribate again! I don't want to go to hell! I QUIT!
- [he runs off crying like crazy]
- [Bob the Cucumber points his gun at Wooldoor]
- Wooldoor Sockbat: [begging] Please don't kill me! I don't want to die!
- Bob the Cucumber: Don't be scared, Wooldoor. I saved them all from going to hell, and now I will save your soul too!
- Wooldoor Sockbat: Oh my god! The VeggieFables! I love your religious propaganda clumsy disguised as children's entertainment!
- Bob the Cucumber: ENOUGH F**KING TALK! IN THE NAME OF GOD, PUT THE F**KING CLUM BABY DOWN!
- Princess Clara: But, but, but...
- [Wooldoor, Clara, Bob, and Larry are at a church, praying]
- Larry the Tomato: I'm sorry for thinking impure thoughts!
- [whips himself]
- Bob the Cucumber: I'm sorry for being so phallic!
- [whips himself]
- Princess Clara: I'm sorry for buying child slaves from Third World countries.
- [whips herself]
- Chinese Boy: [puts down his feather duster] Free!
- Princess Clara: I said I'm sorry, not stop dusting!
- Wooldoor Sockbat: I'm sorry I masturbated!
- [whips himself]
- Wooldoor Sockbat: Ow! And I'm sorry I helped people!
- [whips himself again]
- Wooldoor Sockbat: Ow! And I'm sorry I spied on Clara going potty every morning
- Princess Clara: What? That's disgusting!
- Wooldoor Sockbat: [smiles] Oh, you're one to talk, Princess Smell-Your-Wipes.
- [Clara whips him]
- Wooldoor Sockbat: Ow!
- Princess Clara: I'm sorry for buying child slaves from third-world countries.
- Vietnamese kid: Free!
- Princess Clara: I said I'm sorry. Not stop dusting.