Drake & Josh (TV Series)
Two Idiots and a Baby (2004)
Josh Peck: Josh Nichols
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Quotes
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Josh Nichols : [dangling from the roof] I deserve this. This is all because I forgot to feed my pet turtle, Sheldon, in kindergarten. He went to Heaven, and now my life is bad.
Josh Nichols : [shouts] Ya happy, Sheldon? We're even now!
Mr. Nichols : [offscreen] Josh?
Josh Nichols : Sheldon?
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Josh Nichols : THE BABY'S ON THE ROOOOOOOFF!
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Josh Nichols : What am I thinking? Babies don't swim.
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Josh Nichols : You know, Drake and I can babysit for your boss.
Drake Parker : What? Babysit? What?
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Drake Parker : The bear! Where's the singing bear? The one that puts him to sleep.
Josh Nichols : I don't know. Look in there.
Drake Parker : [looks through the pile of toys] Ah. Got it.
[Drake winds the head once]
Singing Toy Bear : "I've Been Working on the..."
[stops]
Josh Nichols : Hurry. Wind it again.
[Drake turns the head again but it comes off and won't go back on]
Josh Nichols : I said wind it not murder it!