Dragnet 1967 (TV Series)
Homicide: DR-06 (1968)
Jack Webb: Sergeant Joe Friday
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Quotes
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Officer Bill Gannon : Joe, there's one thing you might as well learn.
Sergeant Joe Friday : What's that?
Officer Bill Gannon : No matter what time a woman says she'll be somewhere, automatically add twenty minutes.
Sergeant Joe Friday : Is that right?
Officer Bill Gannon : Then you won't have so long to wait.
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Sergeant Joe Friday : Here I invite you people over to my place and you end up doing all the work. Now what kind of deal is that?
Eileen Gannon : It doesn't matter, Joe. It's fun just getting together, isn't it Bill?
Officer Bill Gannon : Sure, but I'll tell you what. Now, if it will make you feel any better...
Sergeant Joe Friday : Yeah?
Officer Bill Gannon : You can do the dishes.
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Sergeant Joe Friday : [Advice given to Roy Sellick on how to deal with the neighbor lady's complaint about loud noise coming from his apartment] Why don't you try the old apartment house system?
Roy Sellick : I've never lived in an apartment before. Always had our own house, Joey. What's the system?
Sergeant Joe Friday : When they complain, invite them to the party.