- Rev. Timothy Johnson: [speaking to Hank of what is written in Dorothy's book] You didn't quite come off as a saint, Hank! She writes about how you... cheat your customers, water down your whiskey, keep .
- Hank Lawson: My reputation stands!
- Jake Slicker: Well I wanna knowis why Sully comes off like a hero of a dime novel.
- Hank Lawson: I ain't never seen a bigger bunch of cry babies. You're all mad that she wrote the truth.
- [Dr Mike walks up]
- Hank Lawson: Right, Michaela?
- Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: Dorothy has overcome so much herself. I think that she means this book to be inspirational . I'm sure she didn't mean to offend anyone.
- Hank Lawson: [as he looks at Dr Mike] You read it?
- Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: Well I haven't had time yet. I looking forward to reading it this afternoon.
- Hank Lawson: Where exactly are you going to be when you're readin' it?
- Dr. Michaela 'Mike' Quinn: In the clinic I suppose. Why?
- Hank Lawson: [smiles and announces to the crowd] You might want to stay clear of that part of town today folks!