- Bat Masterson: Who are your friends, Wyatt?
- Wyatt Earp: Well, I, uh...
- The Doctor: [Interrupting] Oh, uh, quite... Quite so. Allow me sir, to introduce: Ms. Dodo DuPont, Wizard of the Ivory Keys, and Steven Regret Tenor, and lastly, your humble servant, Doctor...
- [mumbles]
- The Doctor: Shaligari...
- Bat Masterson: Doctor who?
- The Doctor: Yes, quite right.
- Charlie: Who are your friends, Wyatt?
- Seth Harper: Well, I, uh...
- The Doctor: [Interrupting] Oh, uh, quite... Quite so. Allow me sir, to introduce: Ms. Dodo DuPont, Wizard of the Ivory Keys, and Steven Regret Tenor, and lastly, your humble servant, Doctor...
- [mumbles]
- The Doctor: Shaligari...
- Charlie: Doctor who?
- The Doctor: Yes, quite right.
- [last lines]
- Ike Clanton: Hold it. Boys, watch the door. And when Holliday comes through there, blast him. Okay.