Doc Martin (TV Series)
The Portwenn Effect (2004)
Ben Miller: Stewart James
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Quotes
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Stewart James : They can't make good coffee there, it's just brown water.
Dr. Martin Ellingham : In my experience, you can get brown water from the tap.
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Stewart James : I've gone over the top, haven't I?
Dr. Martin Ellingham : Yeah.
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Dr. Martin Ellingham : The pills old Doctor Sim used to give you. You were taking them weren't you. Did they help?
Stewart James : Kept me just this side of Bodmin.
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Stewart James : Magicians, these chemists.
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Stewart James : You must be Doc Martin.
Dr. Martin Ellingham : It's Dr Ellingham, actually.
Stewart James : Yeah, I heard you prefer your proper title. I thought surgeons prided themselves on just plain Mr.
Dr. Martin Ellingham : I'm no longer a surgeon.
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Dr. Martin Ellingham : For the record, unless you're incapacitated you should come in to the surgery.
Stewart James : I can't really leave here during the day.
Dr. Martin Ellingham : Let's hope you don't need a doctor then.
Stewart James : So it's true.
Dr. Martin Ellingham : It's true I don't appreciate having my time wasted if that's what you mean.
Stewart James : A man of your talent. Famously sharp mind. Portwenn must come as a bit of a shock. I bet half the village came in when you opened up just to see what you'd done with the place.
Dr. Martin Ellingham : They did.
Stewart James : Then there's the agressive unhelpfulness of that receptionist, oh, what's her name?
Dr. Martin Ellingham : Elaine?
Stewart James : Yeah Elaine. And those girls. Those girls that just hang around giggling all the time.
Dr. Martin Ellingham : You're very perceptive.
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Stewart James : Portwenn should come with a handbook.