- Earl: They're a big company, Fran, I think they know what they're doing.
- Robbie Sinclair: Gee, Dad, it sounds like you've been brainwashed or something.
- Earl: Exactly, and that brainwashing has put the food on the table and the clothes on your back.
- Fran Sinclair: And now the suitcase in your hand.
- Earl: And a darn nice suitcase it is.
- Bartender: TV's a powerful medium. I don't feel right in questioning it. You want another drink?
- Earl: No, it might make me depressed.
- Roy: [on TV with Fran and the kids] Hi, we're the Wesayso family. We love each other and we love you, too.
- [They all blow a kiss]
- Earl: Line'em up.
- Bartender: You got it.
- Roy: Fran, I'm sure this must be a little awkward for you, so, uh, if you don't wanna sleep together for the first couple of nights, I understand.
- Fran Sinclair: Earl!
- Earl: Roy, you're sleeping on the sofa for as long as you're here.
- Roy: Gee, you sure that's okay with Mr. Richfield?
- Earl: I did what I was supposed to do.
- Fran Sinclair: You did what the company told you to do.
- Earl: Well what did you expect me to say to them, "I can't start a whole new life because I've got a family." They'd make fun of me.
- Fran Sinclair: Well I guess you've made your decision.
- B.P. Richfield: The Wesayso company reminds you that we are not liable for loss of limb, loss of eye, or dismemberment of any kind due to you running around holding your kids' feet in the air like a bunch of morons.
- Earl: And now...
- B.P. Richfield: [Growling] No.
- Earl: I'm ready to die.
- Surly Photographer: Not so fast.
- B.P. Richfield: Yeah, slow would be better.