Dinosaurs (TV Series)
Employee of the Month (1991)
Stuart Pankin: Earl Sinclair
Quotes
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Earl Sinclair : Ethyl, if I could move my arm I'd crack your head like a coconut.
Ethyl Phillups : Yeah, but you can't. And you're too stupid to realize you've got another arm.
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[staring at a suggestion box]
Roy Hess : Well, what do you think it is?
Earl Sinclair : I have no idea. I mean, it says "suggestions."
Roy Hess : Well, I could use a suggestion
[puts head near box]
Earl Sinclair : What's it saying?
Roy Hess : Hmm, nothing yet.
[to box]
Roy Hess : Hello? This is Roy, what do you suggest?
B.P. Richfield : I suggest that you are a complete idiot!
Roy Hess : [to Earl] Okay. Your turn.
B.P. Richfield : Do I have to explain everything?
Roy Hess , Earl Sinclair : Yes, sir, apparently so.
B.P. Richfield : Look, the head office thinks we can benefit from listening to our employees.
Earl Sinclair : Yeah, but we know better, right sir?
B.P. Richfield : Yeah we do. Nevertheless, should the day come when you guys actually have a thought in your head, put it in the box.
[Earl and Roy turn to the box again]
Roy Hess : [muttering] How am I going to fit my head in the box?
B.P. Richfield : [disgusted] Write the idea on a piece of paper, and put the paper in the box! Ugh!
Roy Hess : Jeez
Earl Sinclair : Easy for him to say, he's got the directions.
Roy Hess : Well, I suggest a simpler box.