- Millie Helper: You know what Jerry did for one full week before Ellen was born?
- Laura Petrie: What?
- Millie Helper: That fool slept with all his clothes on.
- [Laura looks at Rob]
- Rob Petrie: Well, where d'ya think I got the idea?
- [Laura's a relaxed mother-to-be but Rob's a frazzled father-to-be, expecting every second to be "the moment."]
- Laura Petrie: I was just sighing.
- Rob Petrie: Well, honey, at a time like this don't sigh unless you really mean it!
- Laura Petrie: I'll try not to.
- [Millie calls Laura but Rob, picking up the extension, thinks it's Laura calling from the hospital and having their baby]
- Laura Petrie: Rob, will you listen to me for one moment? I am NOT in the hospital.
- Rob Petrie: Oh... Where are ya, honey?
- Laura Petrie: I'm in the kitchen.
- Rob Petrie: In the kitchen? What are you doin' in the kitchen?
- Laura Petrie: Boiling some water.
- Rob Petrie: Boiling wa... Oh, my gosh! What a woman!
- Rob Petrie: [tired] I didn't get much sleep last night.
- Laura Petrie: Why not?
- Rob Petrie: 'Cau'e I was watching you.
- Laura Petrie: Why were you watching me?
- Rob Petrie: Well, how... you know what a sound sleeper you are. I was afraid, something might happen, you'd sleep through it.
- Buddy Sorrell: [to Sally] You get a load of these clothes?
- Buddy Sorrell: [to Rob] You look like the best-dressed man at the city dump.