The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Uhny Uftz (1965)

Morey Amsterdam: Buddy Sorrell

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Quotes 

• Rob Petrie : You uhny uftzed me.

  Buddy Sorrell : Rob, I've done a lot of rotten things in my life. I never uhny uftzed anybody.

• Mel Cooley : [seeing Rob standing on his shoulders]  What's he doing?

  Buddy Sorrell : He was walkin' on the ceiling and he fell off.

• Buddy Sorrell : I like company when I'm wandering around in a dead building.

• Buddy Sorrell : All the flying saucers in the world, he has to get one with a speech impediment.

• Voice : Uhny Uftz.

  Rob Petrie : [listening door to door for the source of the alien voice]  It's not in the men's room.

  Buddy Sorrell : No?

  Voice : Uhny Uftz. Uhny Uftz.

  Rob Petrie : Not in the ladies room.

  Buddy Sorrell : See if they got one marked "Creatures."

• Rob Petrie : What are you sneaking around in here for?

  Buddy Sorrell : I always sneak around in empty buildings! You think I want somebody to hear me?

• Rob Petrie : I *must* have been asleep. It seemed so *real*.

  Voice : Uhny Uftz.

  Buddy Sorrell : Boy, you dream real good.

• Rob Petrie : It's gotta be a dream. How could a flying saucer get in a ventilator?

  Voice : Uhny Uftz.

  Buddy Sorrell : I-I heard it, too.

  Rob Petrie : How do I know I'm not dreamin' YOU?