The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
There's No Sale Like Wholesale (1965)
Mary Tyler Moore: Laura Petrie
Quotes
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Rob Petrie : They know you're not Nunzio's wife.
Laura Petrie : Well, then why do I say "I'm Nunzio's wife?"
Rob Petrie : To identify yourself.
Laura Petrie : Okay, okay. I'm Nunzio's wife. Now, who's Nunzio?
Rob Petrie : He's the guy at the warehouse.
Laura Petrie : I thought he was Tony Morello.
Rob Petrie : Honey, Buddy is Tony Morello. I'm Mr. Zatini. You are Mrs. Vallani.
Laura Petrie : Wait a minute. What's Nunzio's last name?
Rob Petrie : Vallani.
Laura Petrie : Oh, well, then I'm Mrs. Vallani. Who's Rudy?
Rob Petrie : Uh, he's got a wart. That's all I know.