The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
The Meershatz Pipe (1961)
Larry Mathews: Ritchie Petrie
Quotes
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Richard Rosebud 'Ritchie' Petrie : Daddy doesn't like me.
Laura Petrie : Oh, Ritchie, don't be silly. Your daddy loves you.
Richard Rosebud 'Ritchie' Petrie : He might love me, but he doesn't like me.
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Richard Rosebud 'Ritchie' Petrie : [whispering] Mommy.
Laura Petrie : [whispering] Oh, good morning sweetheart. Don't make any noise. Daddy isn't feeling well.
Richard Rosebud 'Ritchie' Petrie : Can I keep the dollar bill?
Laura Petrie : What, sweetie?
Richard Rosebud 'Ritchie' Petrie : Can I keep the dollar bill?
Laura Petrie : Oh, yes, sure, sweetie, keep it.
Richard Rosebud 'Ritchie' Petrie : Can I keep it even if I tell you?
Laura Petrie : Yes. Ritchie? Come here. Tell me what?
Richard Rosebud 'Ritchie' Petrie : What I'm not supposed to tell you.
Laura Petrie : What aren't you supposed to tell me?
Richard Rosebud 'Ritchie' Petrie : That Daddy's gone to work.
Laura Petrie : Oh...
Laura Petrie : [now fully awake and shouting] Daddy's gone to work?