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The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
The Brave and the Backache (1964)
Dick Van Dyke: Rob Petrie
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Quotes
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Laura Petrie : I got some new cereals.
Rob Petrie : Wacha got?
Laura Petrie : It's the treasure chest assortment. You can have Wheatie Wowwows, Ricey Rumbles, Sesame Sweeties or Corny Cuties.
Rob Petrie : No Barley Bupkis?
Laura Petrie : No. Ritchie ate them. Listen, how about some Corn Flakes.
Rob Petrie : "Corn Flakes?"
Rob Petrie : [laughs] What a silly name for a cereal.
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Laura Petrie : You mean there's something wrong with us?
Rob Petrie : Yes, something wrong with us.
Laura Petrie : You mean we don't love each other?
Rob Petrie : That's... it.
Laura Petrie : That we don't love each other?
Rob Petrie : No, that you should ask such a stupid question of a husband who loves you and... and that you love.
Laura Petrie : Well, is that what Dr. Nevin said?
Rob Petrie : No, that's what I said.
Laura Petrie : Well, what did he say?
Rob Petrie : What he said doesn't matter. At least that's what he said.
Laura Petrie : Is-is-is that all he said?
Rob Petrie : That's practically. He did say that my backache, he didn't think, was psychosomatic or psychological.
Laura Petrie : He didn't... THINK it was.
Rob Petrie : What... no, you see, uh, Dr. Nevins is laboring under an... under a handicap because he's a trained psychiatrist and he can't be as sure of his diagnosis as we laymen who have nothing to lose.
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Rob Petrie : I want to prove to you once and for all that I want to be alone with you so badly that I'm willing to go up there by myself.
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Rob Petrie : What do you think, Phil?
Dr. Philip Nevins : What do YOU think?
Rob Petrie : Well, I... I thought I'd come over here and find out what you think.
Dr. Philip Nevins : What I think doesn't matter. It's what YOU think.
Rob Petrie : Well, what I THINK you think?
Dr. Philip Nevins : No, what YOU think you think.
Rob Petrie : I don't know what to think.