The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
The Brave and the Backache (1964)
Mary Tyler Moore: Laura Petrie
Quotes
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Laura Petrie : I got some new cereals.
Rob Petrie : Wacha got?
Laura Petrie : It's the treasure chest assortment. You can have Wheatie Wowwows, Ricey Rumbles, Sesame Sweeties or Corny Cuties.
Rob Petrie : No Barley Bupkis?
Laura Petrie : No. Ritchie ate them. Listen, how about some Corn Flakes.
Rob Petrie : "Corn Flakes?"
Rob Petrie : [laughs] What a silly name for a cereal.
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Laura Petrie : You mean there's something wrong with us?
Rob Petrie : Yes, something wrong with us.
Laura Petrie : You mean we don't love each other?
Rob Petrie : That's... it.
Laura Petrie : That we don't love each other?
Rob Petrie : No, that you should ask such a stupid question of a husband who loves you and... and that you love.
Laura Petrie : Well, is that what Dr. Nevin said?
Rob Petrie : No, that's what I said.
Laura Petrie : Well, what did he say?
Rob Petrie : What he said doesn't matter. At least that's what he said.
Laura Petrie : Is-is-is that all he said?
Rob Petrie : That's practically. He did say that my backache, he didn't think, was psychosomatic or psychological.
Laura Petrie : He didn't... THINK it was.
Rob Petrie : What... no, you see, uh, Dr. Nevins is laboring under an... under a handicap because he's a trained psychiatrist and he can't be as sure of his diagnosis as we laymen who have nothing to lose.
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Millie Helper : Yeah, well, Lake, uh, Sissy Manoonoo's gonna have to wait. I'd offer the cottage to you and Rob, but...
Laura Petrie : Yeah, why don't you?
Millie Helper : 'cause I know what Rob will say.
Laura Petrie : What do you mean?
Millie Helper : Well, we've offered the place to you three different times and Rob just doesn't seem to want to go.
Laura Petrie : That's not so.
Millie Helper : It is. Every time we ask him to go up there he gets sick so he can't go.
Laura Petrie : Gee, I never noticed that.