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The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
Romance, Roses and Rye Bread (1964)
Rose Marie: Sally Rogers
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Quotes
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[Sally discovers a single red rose in her desk]
Rob Petrie : I think you've got a secret admirer, huh?
Sally Rogers : Secret admirer?
Buddy Sorrell : Yeah, you know, like those guys who send, uh, a dozen roses to chorus girls.
Sally Rogers : Yeah, but I'm not a chorus girl.
Buddy Sorrell : That's why you only got one.
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Sally Rogers : Bert, uh, did you say you know about who left the rose here? Did you see the guy?
Bert Monker : It was a little token of love to the Cleopatra of Comedy from the Caesar of Sandwiches, to the Juliet of Jokes from the Romeo of Rye. Don't... don't you know who?
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Sally Rogers : And, um, thank you very, very much for the rose.
Bert Monker : Did... Did you really like it?
Sally Rogers : LIKE it? I'm gonna take this rose home and crush it between two pieces of rye bread.
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Sally Rogers : That's the story of my life. I'm surrounded by funny guys. You know, just once, just once, I'd like to meet a guy who only knew one punch line, "Will you mary me?"
Buddy Sorrell : That's a straight line.
Sally Rogers : I'll take it. No, I mean it, I mean it. I don't care, even if he's not in show business or knows nothing about comedy, is a dull, bland, unfunny guy.
Buddy Sorrell : [to Mel] Don't just stand there - volunteer.
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Rob Petrie : [seeing their typed script pages rejected] Did Alan, uh, crumple those?
Sally Rogers : Yep, that's Alan's crumple.
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Bert Monker : You know somthin', I... I, uh... I had a birthday last week.
Sally Rogers : Oh, really? Why didn't you tell us?
Bert Monker : Well, when a man gets to be my age, he... doesn't like to tell. It's a shock to his system.
Sally Rogers : Yeah, I know. I had that shock the first time I was twenty-nine.
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Sally Rogers : Nah, it's just like my Aunt Agnes always says, "It's better to get a rose from a casual friend than to get a can of succotash from a hoodlum."
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Rob Petrie : Hey, wait a minute. This rose DOES have kind of a manly smell about it. What... what is it, Buddy?
Buddy Sorrell : [smelling Sally's rose] Pastrami.
Rob Petrie : Yeah. That's what it is. It's pastrami.
Sally Rogers : Well, there's our first clue. My secret admirer loves pastrami.
Buddy Sorrell : Either that or this flower was pollinated by a kosher bee.
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Sally Rogers : [trying to learn the source of her rose] Mel, Mel? Um, you have a garden, don't you?
Mel Cooley : It's my hobby.
Sally Rogers : [presenting her flower] Do you know anything about that?
Mel Cooley : [taking and appraising it] Why yes. It's a rose.
[Mel hands it back and exits]
Buddy Sorrell : We shoulda called him earlier.
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Sally Rogers : [disappointed] Oh, the mystery is solved, but I kinda wish the butler did it.
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Sally Rogers : Well, what's more important, my life or your liver?
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Bert Monker : I would climb mountains, swim oceans, cross deserts for you. Lucky, I only had to take the subway.
Sally Rogers : That's a little more dangerous than the other three.
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Bert Monker : Exactly one year ago today, this lovely lady came into my place and whispered these sweet words that will live forever in my heart, "Pastrami with mustard, please".
Sally Rogers : How do you remember that?
Bert Monker : You're the only one who ever said "Please".
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Rob Petrie : [Buddy suggests that a rose found in Sally's desk could be for Rob or himself] Oh come on, they don't send roses to fellas.
Buddy Sorrell : Yeah, that's right, a rose is kind of a sissy flower.
Rob Petrie : Are there manly flowers?
Buddy Sorrell : Why sure, there's snapdragons, tiger lilies, stinkweed.
Sally Rogers : Oh Buddy, come on!
Buddy Sorrell : Crabgrass, jonquils...