The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
Racy Tracy Rattigan (1963)
Dick Van Dyke: Rob Petrie
Quotes
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Rob Petrie : Morning, Sal.
Sally Rogers : Ah, shut up!
Rob Petrie : Out with Herman last night again, huh?
Sally Rogers : Yeah, how could you tell?
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Rob Petrie : What do you suppose is keeping Sally?
Buddy Sorrell : Well, I dunno. I guess it takes a long time to take off fifteen pounds.
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Rob Petrie : Tracy, this is Laura, my wife.
Tracy Rattigan : Is this foul news the truth?
Laura Petrie : That's right. I'm his husband.
Rob Petrie : She means I'm her wife.
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Laura Petrie : You DID give him the right directions, I hope.
Rob Petrie : Yeah. East Side Highway, Browns River Parkway, you know.
Laura Petrie : Darling, why didn't you tell him to take the West Side Highway? It's much more direct.
Rob Petrie : Yeah, but the East Side Highway is ten minutes faster.
Laura Petrie : Yeah, but twice as devious. There's much more chance he'll get lost.
Rob Petrie : [laughing] Yeah, I know that.
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Tracy Rattigan : You cad! You ruined my joke!
Rob Petrie : Well, better your joke than your suit, eh, Tracy?
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Rob Petrie : Honey, have you got a looser dress?
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Rob Petrie : You were just putting me on? You weren't serious?
Tracy Rattigan : That's something you'll never be quite sure about, will you, old lovie?