"The Dick Van Dyke Show" My Mother Can Beat Up My Father (TV Episode 1964) Poster

(TV Series)

(1964)

Mary Tyler Moore: Laura Petrie

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Mary Tyler Moore, Dick Van Dyke, and Paul Gilbert in The Dick Van Dyke Show (1961) Mary Tyler Moore, Dick Van Dyke, and Paul Gilbert in My Mother Can Beat Up My Father (1964) Mary Tyler Moore, Dick Van Dyke, Tom Avera, and Lou Cutell in My Mother Can Beat Up My Father (1964) Mary Tyler Moore, Dick Van Dyke, and Imelda De Martin in My Mother Can Beat Up My Father (1964)

Quotes 

  • Rob Petrie : [setting up to demonstrate his newly acquired judo knowledge on Ritchie's stuffed monkey]  See, I'll be you and the monkey will be me.

    Laura Petrie : Good casting.

  • Rob Petrie : You know, s-some of these guys had the nerve to come up to me today and say, "Well, I understand your wife can beat cha up,"

    Laura Petrie : And what difference does it make?

    Rob Petrie : Yeah, what difference... What DIFFERENCE does it MAKE?

  • Laura Petrie : [seeing Rob in traction]  Darling, does... does it hurt very much?

    Rob Petrie : Only when I do ANYTHING.

  • Laura Petrie : I mean, just because your male ego took a beating today is no reason to attack my femininity.

  • Laura Petrie : My, aren't YOU in a good mood?

    Rob Petrie : No, I am... serene.

    Laura Petrie : Oh? How many "serenes" did ya have?

  • Laura Petrie : Boy, you're just dying to let me have it, aren't you?

  • Rob Petrie : It just so happens that Tony Daniels was in the office today and he is a Judo instructor.

    Laura Petrie : Oh, so you asked for some instructions in wife-beating?

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