The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
Love Thy Other Neighbor (1966)
Dick Van Dyke: Rob Petrie
Quotes
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Fred Staggs : Mary Jane can't get out of the bathtub without me.
Rob Petrie : Why?
Fred Staggs : I forgot to unpack the towels.
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Laura Petrie : You know, Millie was acting awfully strange the other day, too.
Rob Petrie : How can you tell?
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[a horn-like sound is heard]
Laura Petrie : What was that?
Rob Petrie : That's stereo feedback - the mating call of two hi-fi bugs who just found each other.
Laura Petrie : And you mated 'em.
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Rob Petrie : I wouldn't be surprised if they asked us to move our house so they can put theirs together.