"The Dick Van Dyke Show" Jilting the Jilter (TV Episode 1963) - Rose Marie as Sally Rogers

Freddy White : Oh, you're one in a million!

Sally Rogers : Yeah, those are my usual odds.
Sally Rogers : Rob, I wanna thank you for introducing me to the sweetest, most honest guy I've ever met.

Buddy Sorrell : [to Rob] I thought you told me you introduced her to Freddy White.

Rob Petrie : I did.
Laura Petrie : Well, where'd you two have dinner?

Freddy White : At the Plush Pheasant.

Rob Petrie : Plush Pheasant? That's kind of classy, isn't it?

Freddy White : I hope to kiss a rhino. You know what it cost for dinner for two? Forty-one dollars, not including the tip.

Sally Rogers : Ah, what'd you tell 'em for?

Freddy White : Well, why not? Listen, I've never met a girl before that took me to such expensive places.
Sally Rogers : Hey, does this sound like a murder threat or did I just hear a marriage proposal?

Rob Petrie : I don't know. I think either way you're dead.
Sally Rogers : Now, you know what they say about the love of a good woman.

Buddy Sorrell : Yeah, it keeps you from bowling on Thursday night.
Sally Rogers : If I play my cards right, that boy is gonna be the future Mr. Sally Rogers.
Sally Rogers : I took back his engagement ring and got the money. I thought it was high time he started paying writers.

Buddy Sorrell : Hey, hey Rob, you know any more cheap comics we can introduce her to?

Sally Rogers : Don't do me any favors.

Buddy Sorrell : Well, look Sal, if it's not too much wear and tear on your heart, we can make a lot of extra money this way.

Rose Marie: Sally Rogers