The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

It Wouldn't Hurt Them to Give Us a Raise (1964)

Rose Marie: Sally Rogers

Quotes 

• Sally Rogers : Prince Valiant just called, wants you to trim his bangs.

• Buddy Sorrell : [upon hearing of a 15% raise]  Boy, that's... that's great. Why didn't you tell us last night?

  Rob Petrie : Well, there's a little more.

  Buddy Sorrell : A little more than 15%?

  Rob Petrie : No.

  Sally Rogers : You mean we split 15%?

  Rob Petrie : No, no.

  Buddy Sorrell : Seven and a half percent?

  Rob Petrie : No.

  Sally Rogers : 3%.

  Rob Petrie : No, it's 15% raise.

  Buddy Sorrell : It's there, but nobody got it. It's a treasure hunt.

• Rob Petrie : I'm just happy about your new jobs.

  Buddy Sorrell : New jobs already?

  Sally Rogers : With whom?

  Rob Petrie : Barracuda Limited.

  Buddy Sorrell : Barracuda? What is that?

  Rob Petrie : Alan Brady's mother-in-law.

• Sally Rogers : What did you do, shave the office this morning?