The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Happy Birthday and Too Many More (1964)

Rose Marie: Sally Rogers

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Quotes 

• Sally Rogers : Rob, do you know that my cousin spent fifty bucks for a clown for a kid's birthday?

  Buddy Sorrell : You're kiddin'? We didn't even have a clown at my wedding.

  Sally Rogers : But sure you did. YOU were there.

• [Buddy, Sally and Rob try to devise a game show sketch for Alan Brady] 

  Buddy Sorrell : Hey, I got the game show! It-it's like "What's My Line?" only it's called "What Was This Fellow's Name Before He Changed It To What It Is Now, And Why Did He Change It, Do You Think?"

  Sally Rogers : Is that the title or the whole show?

  Buddy Sorrell : No, that's the idea of the thing. They bring a fellow in, they say "This man manufactures golf sweaters, and he calls him..." - you know, if he likes it - so "he calls himself Sam Golfsweater," cause he wants everyone to know he makes golf sweaters."

  Sally Rogers : All right, what was his name before he changed it?

  Buddy Sorrell : Al Paca!

  Sally Rogers : Get outta here.

  Buddy Sorrell : No, no...

  Sally Rogers : BUDDY!

  Buddy Sorrell : You'll like it. It'll grown on you.

  Sally Rogers : I don't want anything to grow on me!

  Buddy Sorrell : One-one-one more. One more. A girl lives in Pennsylvania, and she's so proud of her home state, she calls herself Patricia Pittsburgh.

  Sally Rogers , Rob Petrie : [together, with threatening fists]  What was her name before she changed it?

  Buddy Sorrell : Phyllis Adelphia.

  Sally Rogers : [chasing him to the sofa]  Ohh, Buddy!

• Laura Petrie : Well, I guess I'll go in and start cleaning up now.

  Sally Rogers : Uh... you want some help?

  Laura Petrie : Oh, I'd love some.

  Buddy Sorrell : Put an ad in the paper.