- Rob Petrie: You gonna do the whole wall for one little spot?
- Laura Petrie: Well, of course. There's no other way.
- Rob Petrie: Honey, that's like washing a whole shirt because the collar and cuffs are dirty.
- Vito Giotto: In fact, I would consider it an honor - not an honor, a privilege - if you would allow the brush of Vito Giotto to caress-a these-a magnificent walls. Please. Give me your walls.
- Laura Petrie: Somebody's been cooking in my kitchen.
- Rob Petrie: Somebody's been sitting in my chair. And somebody's been drinking out of my cup.
- Rob Petrie: He keeps tellin' me I'm the nicest man he ever met.
- Laura Petrie: I know. He tells me that, too.