The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
Girls Will Be Boys (1965)
Bernard Fox: Ogden Darwell
Quotes
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Robert 'Rob' Petrie : Well, uh, Mr. Darwell, out children have been fighting.
Ogden Darwell : Fi... But, uh, your child is a male. I mean, he's a boy, isn't he?
Robert 'Rob' Petrie : Well, ye... my male is... is a boy. I have... a Ritchie. I have a... boy.
Ogden Darwell : And they've been fighting?
Robert 'Rob' Petrie : Yes.
Ogden Darwell : That's very odd. I mean, Pricilla hasn't come home hurt or anything.
Robert 'Rob' Petrie : Well, that's... that's because she's winning.