- Buddy Sorrell: Wait a minute. Shh. I think I hear him coming.
- Sally Rogers: Who's coming?
- Buddy Sorrell: Mel.
- Rob Petrie: How do you know it's Mel?
- Buddy Sorrell: The footsteps. It's either Mel or Frankenstein.
- [Mel enters]
- Buddy Sorrell: Hey, we lose. It's Mel.
- Mel Cooley: People, I've got great news.
- Buddy Sorrell: The Harvard Medical School found a way to get your scalp into a bottle.
- Mel Cooley: I thought you'd be excited, Rob.
- Rob Petrie: Why, I am, I am, but I just got the weirdest feeling.
- Buddy Sorrell: [pointing to Mel] I do, too, but it'll go away when he does.
- Mel Cooley: Well, I hope you've got something to do this summer, because Alan's just gonna loaf.
- Buddy Sorrell: Oh, he's takin' YOUR job, huh?
- Mel Cooley: Well, I CERTAINLY won't miss YOU this summer!
- Buddy Sorrell: Well, I'm gettin' a .38, and I ain't gonna miss you, either.
- Mel Cooley: Yuck.