The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Don't Trip Over That Mountain (1963)

Mary Tyler Moore: Laura Petrie

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• Laura Petrie : Millie, when he left here, he was pretty angry. He might break a leg just to cause me pain.

  Millie Helper : Laura, Rob LOVES you. He'd rather cut off an arm than break a leg to cause you pain.

• Laura Petrie : Darling, I told you that I don't mind you're going. Now what more can I say?

  Robert 'Rob' Petrie : Well, just once I would like to hear you say it like you really meant it.

  Laura Petrie : Do I give you the impression that I don't mean it?

  Robert 'Rob' Petrie : Very, very clearly.

  Laura Petrie : Well, I'm sorry, then I'll try to say it more convincingly: I don't mind that you and Jerry are going skiing this weekend, and I hope you both have a wonderful time.

  Robert 'Rob' Petrie : All right. Boy, if you feel THAT way, I'll just stay home then.

• Laura Petrie : If Rob fell off that mountain, I was the one who pushed him.

  Millie Helper : Laura?

  Laura Petrie : Oh, yes! I pushed my husband off a mountain. If he broke anything it'll be MY FAULT.

• Laura Petrie : Millie, if he fell off a mountain and they ever find him, I'll never speak to him again.