- Rob Petrie: Boy, you're pretty perky. You must have got a good night's sleep, huh?
- Buddy Sorrell: Yeah, slept like a log. I must've. I woke up this morning, I was in the fireplace.
- Mel Cooley: Please tell Mr. Sorrell that Dorothy called. She wanted him to know that her husband would be coming home at 5 o'clock.
- Rob Petrie: How do you like that? The other woman has another man!
- Sally Rogers: Wow, I feel like I'm in the middle of a foreign movie.
- Rob Petrie: Why didn't you tell Pickles?
- Buddy Sorrell: If she knew I was doing something nice for my mother, she'd want me to do something nice for her.
- Buddy Sorrell: Anybody want a hot donut?
- Sally Rogers: Yeah, me.
- Rob Petrie: I do.
- Buddy Sorrell: Boy, I knew I should have gotten more than one.