- Laura Petrie: A minute ago you said you liked tuna casserole.
- Rob Petrie: A minute ago I had a motorcycle.
- Sally Rogers: Look, whatever possessed you to buy a motorcycle?
- Rob Petrie: They're economical. You get great gas mileage on 'em.
- Sally Rogers: Sure. The ride back is always in the ambulance.
- Rob Petrie: This is called a cr... protective helmet.
- Laura Petrie: Don't they call it a crash helmet?
- Rob Petrie: It's just a name.
- Laura Petrie: But why do they call it that, Darling, if they don't expect you to crash?
- Laura Petrie: ...You broke a promise.
- Rob Petrie: What promise?
- Laura Petrie: To take back the motorcycle.
- Rob Petrie: I-I-I didn't promise.
- Laura Petrie: Well, what was it then?
- Rob Petrie: I-I just insinuated.
- Laura Petrie: All right, then you broke your insinuation.
- Rob Petrie: You can't break an insinuation.
- Laura Petrie: You can when it's a promise.
- Laura Petrie: I know what you're thinking.
- Rob Petrie: All right, what am I thinking?
- Laura Petrie: You know.
- Laura Petrie: Who's Doris?
- Rob Petrie: Doris is a girl I was with. She kept me out of trouble, honey.
- Laura Petrie: You, uh... think so, huh?