The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Boy #1, Boy #2 (1965)

Morey Amsterdam: Buddy Sorrell

Quotes 

• Buddy Sorrell : [suggesting a line]  "Drive the Tarantula 8 and see what the well-dressed pedestrian will be dodging next year."

  Rob Petrie : That's good except I don't think Ritchie would say a thing like that.

  Buddy Sorrell : Well, why not?

  Rob Petrie : Well, an eight-year-old mind wouldn't come up with something that clever.

  Sally Rogers : [indicating Buddy]  Oh, I don't know. His eight-year-old mind thought of it.

• Sally Rogers : Look, if I thought you were gonna use relatives on the show, I'd have made a pitch for my cat.

  Buddy Sorrell : Your cat? Well, he's a nice-lookin' cat but he's no Cary Grant.

  Sally Rogers : Yeah, but could Cary Grant catch mice?

  Buddy Sorrell : [giving it a thought]  I think so.

• Sally Rogers : How do you like directing, Mel.

  Mel Cooley : Well, if things weren't so hectic I might say I'd found my niche.

  Buddy Sorrell : Why don't you scratch it.

• Sally Rogers : Gee, wouldn't it be funny if Ritchie grew up to be a big star?

  Buddy Sorrell : Yeah, I can see it in lights now, "Hamlet", starring William Feldman.

  Sally Rogers : Who's William Feldman?

  Buddy Sorrell : Ritchie. He'll probably change his name.