The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
Baby Fat (1965)
Mary Tyler Moore: Laura Petrie
Quotes
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Laura Petrie : Are you doing this because you're afraid of Alan?
Rob Petrie : No, I'm doin' it because I respect Alan Brady. A man of his caliber has great firing power.
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Rob Petrie : [deep in thought] Whadda ya want?
Laura Petrie : A divorce.
Rob Petrie : In a minute.
Laura Petrie : Shall I call the lawyer?
Rob Petrie : No, that's all right, honey. I'll call him.
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Laura Petrie : What happened to your jacket?
Rob Petrie : I was attacked by a bar of soap.
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Rob Petrie : Did I wake you up?
Laura Petrie : No, no, I was going to get up to see what all the noise was anyway.
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Laura Petrie : Harper Yates called and said he needs your help.
Rob Petrie : Really?
Laura Petrie : Mm hmm, he said he wants the dinner jacket he ordered by Tuesday.