The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
A Day in the Life of Alan Brady (1966)
Dick Van Dyke: Rob Petrie
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Quotes
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[Rob okays Alan filming at his home, then calls Laura about it]
Sally Rogers : Listen, how can you say yes without checking?
Rob Petrie : I always do that.
Sally Rogers : And she doesn't mind?
Rob Petrie : Oh, yeah, but it makes the marriage exciting and dangerous.
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Rob Petrie : [keeping order by directing the party, with overflow guests kept in the kitchen] This is Jerry and Millie's anniversary party, that's all, and you should act just the way you did at the last one.
Buddy Sorrell : I wasn't invited to the last one. What am I supposed to do?
Sally Rogers : Shut up or they'll put you in the kitchen.
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Rob Petrie : [on the phone] Well, I'm sorry, Mel, that's too bad, but the waters do not part at Alan Brady's command.
Buddy Sorrell : [another bald joke] Mel's hair did.
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Rob Petrie : Millie, Alan wants you to uninvite twenty-eight people.
Millie Helper : What?
Laura Petrie : He only wants you to have twelve people at YOUR party.
Millie Helper : Well... how come you... w-why... w-who do... well... What did YOU say?
Rob Petrie : Those exact words.