The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
One Hundred Terrible Hours (1965)
Mary Tyler Moore: Laura Petrie
Quotes
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Laura Petrie : [about Alan Brady] He turned out to be a very nice man.
William Van Buren : Aw.
Rob Petrie : [to interviewer] You be sure you print that part.
Laura Petrie : Well, he paid for a room for us, and then the next day, instead of just a short interview, he spent the whole day with Rob and got a chance to find out just how brilliant he really is.
Rob Petrie : No, Alan's a slave driver. He realized any guy who could stay up for a hundred hours is valuable to have around.
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Laura Petrie : [regarding the radio station's $17 mystery contest and its latest clue - a rooster crowing] Who's the mystery person?
Rob Petrie : You're not eligible.
Laura Petrie : I know, Rob, but it's driving me crazy. Come on, I'm DYING to know. I promise I won't tell anybody. Who is it?
Rob Petrie : Napoleon.
Laura Petrie : Napoleon? Rob, what did he have to do with a rooster?
Rob Petrie : Honey, the Battle of Waterloo was fought early in the morning.
Laura Petrie : Yeah?
Rob Petrie : Well, you know. Roosters!
Laura Petrie : Oh, Rob, that's a ROTTEN clue. Nobody's ever gonna get it from that.
Rob Petrie : It's a great clue because the station doesn't want to pay the seventeen bucks anyway.
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Rob Petrie : How about a little kiss for the hero?
Laura Petrie : [nervous as they're on display in a store window] Well, darling...
Rob Petrie : Oh.
[laughs]
Rob Petrie : S'all right, folks. We're married. Okay?
[to Laura]
Rob Petrie : Come on. Gimme a kiss.
Laura Petrie : No, Rob.
Rob Petrie : Honey, how many girls get the chance to be kissed in a window of Chamber's department store?
Laura Petrie : I just don't want to, Rob.
Rob Petrie : All right. I'll get my kiss when I get home.
Laura Petrie : You realize that could be four days from now?
Rob Petrie : You're right. I better take my kiss now.
[heads for Laura but gets yanked back by the headphones he still wears]
